d-e-l-i-g-h-t-e–d:

im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

ouc-h:

you know what’s really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance

curseworm:

if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know

perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear:

Good news, tungle.hellsite, the first positive update we’ve had in years lets you write text posts with MAXIMUM GAY! Absolutely RAGING homosexuality on main!

sexcake:

self care is getting so drunk that you forget you hate yourself